Tuesday, July 25

Smog Pollution Reduction

So I was bored and sitting around thinking of ways to help reduce smog... and basically, it centers around reducing drivers. Here's my proposal:

1) If you don't have a license by 2007, you can't get one until you're 18.

2) By 2010 you can't have a license if you are over 75 years of age.

3) If you are pulled over for a DUI, you get a one year suspension on your license, a 2nd offense = you can never drive in california again (this way we encourage drunk drivers to leave california which reduces population)

4) if you commit 1st degree murder, you can never drive in CA again once released from jail (encourages murders to leave california)

5) if you even USE the insanity defense for anything, you can NEVER drive in CA again (win or lose) because we can't have people going insane while driving 2000 pounds of steel at 65-80mph.

6) if you're driving a car illegally, you're shipped off to a nevada desert prison where you do intense labor in the heat for 1 year (it temporarily reduces the population of CA and Nevada has to foot the bill for the inmate. Don't worry, they can afford it with all that casino revenue).

well... that's all for now. It's still a work in progress.

1 comment:

pigern said...

Wouldn't it be more feasible to build an efficient pubilc transit? That reduces drivers.