Hey party people I am going to write you a portion of a letter I recieved today from one of my clients...lets see if any of you can decipher what they are trying to say: (mind you it makes no sense)

This is letter count of an indictment want County of Orange must followed Make-Order Providence-natural principal did combine with Justice Judge & Police Dept. do in Congress at Washing-Ton D.C present to do, Approve Circular Make- Order constrain must to do finish to do her house followed her horoscope With limit time must finish perfect to do.
Because her horoscope had concern until with life-live thousand present In United fortune the age we live-in.
At Hngt-Ton Bch emty-landlord had to do, Constrain County of Orange cobinet with City Hgnt-Ton Bch, must do do perfect.

There you go folks, because I had someone actually call this nutcase, I know what the letter means, do you? The letter was not changed in anyway, all grammer, capitalization and spelling errors are just how they were printed. Good Luck!!!!