I hate idiotic people.

This is a conversation I had with one of our customers today:

Idiot: Hi, I received a confirmation for my order. I just wanted to make sure my order was okay.
Me: So you already received a confirmation? (trying not to be a smartass)
Idiot: Yeah, I just wanted to "dot my I's and cross my T's"
Me: So you want me to..(pause, rolling of eyes) confirm your confirmation?
Idiot: Yes
Me: (thinking in my head: What the f**k do you think a confirmation is? Why would I have to f**king confirm your confirmation? Do you want me to confirm the confirmation of your confirmation too?)