Wednesday, July 31

the people here at work are on the "Peckers & Pondwater" diet. well, at least that's what i call it. they drink this green wheat drink (i saw the ingredient list - it has 50 types of leaves, roots, and bark) in it and it literally looks like pond water. i have come to the conclusion that mosquito eggs, dead tadpoles, ground up peckers, used tampons, toe jam, and belly button lint are also part of the ingredients. it sure smells like it.

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