How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
a. None. They are too busy crying.
b. None. They are too busy crying and writing a song about it.
c. None. They are too busy listening to ________ (insert emo band here. Please choose from Dashboard Confessional, Saves the Day, Jimmy Eat World, onelinedrawing only.)
d. None. I hate all emo kids.